Folks, we are in spring, edging summer like a mofo. The flowers are bloomin’, the windows are a openin’ and every day we wear less and less clothing. Let this serve as your PSA, while it’s ok to take a quick look, staring isn’t encouraged. It’s downright frowned upon.

Listen, we don’t shy away from showing skin in the 108, hell no! Some could say we built our brand on it. The #SundaySoak was our first successful venture attracting the eyes of Daniel Palka, a real-life MLB player! Hell, even Baderbrau gave us beer to take our clothes off and get responsibly hammered in a hot tub. I felt like the hot girl/guy at the party for a minute, it was nice!

I know, it’s hard not to stare at a guy wearing Pit Viper sunglasses, a basketball jersey and Zubaz-like shorts. It’s especially hard when a mustache is involved, but PLEASE, try to control yourself. I got shamed outta wearing cargo shorts that were less revealing, so please don’t eye fuck me like a ribeye steak when you are starving! That’s disrespectful.

We’ve done #108WeightLoss (I’ve won 2 times #HumbleBrag) so it’s nice when people come up to me and tell me that I am looking good. I like that, it makes me feel good. What doesn’t make me feel good is when my buddy BeefLoaf and I post topless videos, trying to sell some shrimp for our lovely sponsor Lawrence’s Fish & Shrimp, and you make it uncomfortable by comparing it to a Brazzers scene…we are not adult actors! We are just extremely attractive baseball bloggers/podcasters.

So as the weather warms and the clothes come off, please remember to be respectful to us. We ARE here to entertain you, but we HAVE feelings and great baseball takes too.

-MSS