It’s your pal BeefLoaf and as we continue through the 108’s 12 days of Xmas, I bring you the 5.  The 5 Hottest Movie Starlets in Xmas Movies….ALL-TIME!!!!
5. Sue in Bad Santa (Lauren Graham) – Lauren Graham is hot in just about anything she is in, but in Bad Santa, she ends up totally blowing my mind as she improbably ends up sleeping with and becoming a permanent item with Willie (Billy Bob Thornton).  I can’t explain why, but hearing a hot woman say “FUCK ME Santa, FUCK ME Santa!” just really does it.
4. Kate in Gremlins (Phoebe Cates) – I generally don’t think of Gremlins as an Xmas movie, even though, it truly is, but I can tell you one thing, guys around my age…..just invoking the name Phoebe Cates will get them all chubbed up.  Fast Times at Ridgemont High was a time and a place for us, a VHS place, where rewinding was helpful…….anywho, she’s here for sentimental reasons and you can’t make me change it.
3. Jovie in Elf (Zooey Deschanel) – The love interest of Buddy (played by Will Ferrell) is hot in an exotic, down on her luck, just tryna get through the holidays way….but what really makes her hot is the fact that she puts her fears aside to help her man in a time of need, in the movie’s final stanza.
2. Ophelia in Trading Places (Jamie Lee Curtis) – She’s hot in this movie…..actually, in basically everything she’s ever been in and just to enhance that Christmas cheer you get to see her wares as well.  Now, I know, what you are going to say, but I don’t care if she’s a hermaphrodite, she’s a stone fox and she belongs on this list at #2.
1. Ellen Griswold in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation(Beverly D’Angelo) – #1 with a bullet (or should I say a “red rocket”) is Ellen Griswold.  For the record, I have loved Beverly D’Angelo fo’ eva.  She’s like 70 years old and only lost her fastball like 5 years ago.  In Christmas Vacation, she’d be on the leaner end of what I would call #108thicc  She also wears a blouse with a cutout for Christmas so you can see her best wares.  #Respeck
– BeefLoaf 

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