12 Days of #108Mas: The Grinch Knew He Was Fucked

If there is one Christmas cartoon that I make sure I watch every holiday season, it is How The Grinch Stole Christmas. And I never paid much attention to the Grinch’s quick turn from Xmas Hater to Xmas Enjoyer. But this year, I thought about it a little more and I’m not convinced he in fact turned.

If you’re not familiar, as mentioned above, the Grinch hates Xmas. So much so that he decides to infiltrate a small town on Christmas Eve and steal every got-damn thing in the town. This is Bad Santa style shit where he’s even taking things outta the fridge. And after his heist is complete, he sits back to watch the sights and sounds of a town in despair. Instead, everyone goes to the center of town and starts singing.

Imagine you are the Grinch seeing this for one second. Every single member of the community you just robbed blind, is now in the town square singing. That had to be TERRIFYING! That’s the kind of shit I expect the Manson Family did right before a house call. I mean holy shit, that is Town of 10,000 Maniacs level. The Grinch is absolutely getting rolled down that mountain in a barrel full of nails when the Whos find him. His heart didn’t grow 3 sizes with love, he was having a fucking heart attack!

So yeah, he knows he’s fucked, and brings back all the shit he stole. And then they let him carve the roast beast which has a suspiciously Grinchy shape to it.

-Chorizy-E