When BeefLoaf told me we were doing a condiments draft, I assumed it would be fun. But I did not expect it to ignite outrage on the internet, which it seemingly has. For that, I am not providing the lists, only the audio. You NEED to hear it.
In addition, I have learned that there are 3 types of people in this world:
People who would commit murder in the name of mayo
People so hipster, they have to choose a condiment you have to travel to Kerplakistan to get and they’ve probably had once in their life as their favorite condiment
Before we start, sorry Rick Sanchez, no McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce
About The Author
Section 108 Row 13, Bassist for Barren Plains, Acclaimed drunkard