Chorizy-E: I know it’s typically gonna be the QB in the Superb Owl, but there is a player on the Rams that could take over the game from the defensive side and that’s Aaron Donald. At 14-1, it seems worth a chance to me.
Chorizy-E: This isn’t even a knock on Joe Cool, I just think that with the amount of passing there will be, the best guy in the secondary should come down with a pick.
Chorizy-E: It’s tough to think there won’t be a bunch of TDs as well as a huge focus on Cooper Kupp. So OBJ should be able to get in on the scoring. Getting him at +135 to do so seems like a steal.
Chorizy-E: The way I expect this game to go, Matt may be able to do this completely with extra points.
BeefLoaf: In some Super Bowls, the QB MVP bet is basically just a proxy for the teams Money Line bet and I think that’s basically what we have here. This is some Joe Namath winning the Super Bowl 3 MVP just because he’s Joe Namath. IF, Cincy wins this game, you can book this shit. They ain’t giving the MVP to anyone else on the roster, no matter how heroic they play.
BeefLoaf: For two teams that like to throw the deep ball, I’d be shocked if there isn’t at least 1 enforced PI during the course of this game. I’ll assume it’s on Cincy because well, it probably will be.
BeefLoaf: Cincy’s path to victory today runs right through their superstar rookie Ja’marr Chase whipping it out and pissing all over the Rams secondary. During the regular season Chase exceeded 125 yds 4 times outta 17 games, that’s 23.5%, which is more often than this price reflects. I know he’s likely going to see a bunch of Jalen Ramsey, but we got this statistical term called BEING DUE! This is a lock.
BeefLoaf: I’m really expecting a conservative game plan from Zac Taylor early in this one, so we could see Kevin Huber’s punts pile up in the first half. Gotta try and keep this thing low scoring and give Joe Cool a chance to pull it out (hello) in the end.
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Chorizy-E: There is no way this is a good bet, but in a game where my team is not playing, you better believe I’m rooting for any BIG GUY TD! Let’s hit this one time, baby!
Chorizy-E and BeefLoaf: Pointsbet has a 3-way bet on the game. The only way the tie could win is if they go to overtime. Their yes overtime bet is +850, but this tie bet is +1500. So yeah, gonna pick up a little bit of that one.
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