Which Sopranos Capo would make the BEST White Sox manager??

As modern MLB teams continue to try and run their organizations like Fortune 500 companies instead of the family owned businesses they once were, I like to try and think through their decision trees using more modest tools. Managing people is still managing people whether you are in a finance firm, a construction company or an organized crime family. That final example gives me a nice little pallet to try and examine what I think the White Sox might be looking for at the skipper position.

Peter “Paulie Walnuts” Gualtieri

Pros – Loyal, Tough, Experienced

Cons – Minimal upside, Average earner, Mommy Issues

Rick Hahn’s response…

Ralph Cifaretto

Pros – Terrific Earner, Analytical, Thinks outside the box

Cons – A Pain in the Ass, Very poor at managing up, Mommy issues

Rick Hahn’s response…

Feech La Mana

Pros – An original, innovator, smart

Cons – Large Ego, Relating to the younger generation

Rick Hahn’s response…

Bobby Baccalieri

Pros – Loyal, Level Headed, Tough, Follows Directions

Cons – May lack respect from the other wiseguys due to being a respectable family man

Rick Hahn’s response…

I think I take Ralph Cifaretto, knowing I might have to whack him out in a year or two….who do you got? Hit us up on twitter.

-BeefLoaf