Stache for Cash
Want to feel good about yourself and make us look ridiculous at the same time? Well, here’s your chance:
https://www.gofundme.com/w6nn2u-stache-for-cash
We’re raising money for the Boys & Girls Club in Bridgeport. And to do so, we’re willing to shave down to glorious mustaches. If you don’t know how great we look with staches, take a peak at the pic below:
At $10.80 Chorizy will shave down to a mustache
At $108 Beefloaf will shave down to a mustache
At $500 MySoxSummer will shave down to a mustache
At $1000 Chorizy will go with the mustache style most commented by donors. (no hitler, chaplin, jordan hanes commercial stache)
Make sure to list what you want Chorizy to grow when you donate.
The staches will be this weekend, so donate now!!!
https://www.gofundme.com/w6nn2u-stache-for-cash
About The Author
chorizy
Section 108 Row 13, Bassist for Barren Plains, Acclaimed drunkard
Oh geez. You guys growing mustaches is like a lawn growing when it’s watered. Now, if one of you get a Mohawk and I’m in for $100!