Drunk Talk: Acquiring Mass

This is just a quick one for something I was thinking about at Friday’s game. Last year, I anointed Corona Light my beer of choice. In general, I feel less shitty after drinking a bunch of Corona than I do drinking a bunch of Modelo. This year the change has been made from Corona Light to Corona Extra. This is a welcome change as Extra is a tastier brew than Light. It does, however, carry about 50 more calories per 12 ounces. This means roughly 300-400 additional calories per game. Now you may be thinking I see this as a downside. But as you’ve probably seen in the soak, we’re not carrying enough weight up the middle. This year that changes. Look forward to a beefier, brawnier soak by season’s end.

-Chorizy-E