This is a new thing we’re gonna try to bring you on a weekly basis with just some random odds and ends that are not quite enough on their own to be a blog.
We aim to please….
“There are more women drinking craft beer on instagram than there are women drinking craft beer in the real world”
“I hope @chisoxfanmike is a fake account owned by @barstoolcarl and he’s just trolling all of White Sox Twitter.”
“The only thing grosser than Omar Narvaez at 1b is a Don Cooper sex tape.”
Stepmom of the Week
With the Astros in the playoffs, kinda has to be Ava Addams
Punchable Face of the Week
We would never even think it, but we’re pretty sure Cubs fans want to.