Has Chuck Swirsky Lost His Fucking Mind?

Some of yous popping open this blog are likely thinking, I don’t know who Chuck Swirsky is, but why is BeefLoaf talking this way? C’mon now, you know who Chuck Swirsky is, he’s that guy that does those dances after Bulls game that you all love, right? Passionate announcering stuffs!

Yea, that chit! Apparently he’s the play-by-play man on the radio for the Chicago Bulls. I don’t listen to a lot of Bulls basketball on the radio, but I believe it. Oh also, well he tweeted something so looney tunes that I just had to make mention of it……

Joey Chestnut being shut-out of the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating comp is suddenly Chuck’s fucking soap box to BAN HOT DOG EATING COMPS!!! Many consider Joey Chestnut an American Patriot for winning all of these eating competitions, but apparently not Mr. Swirsky!

Chuck is correct that hot dog eating competitions are fucking disgusting, but otherwise, he’s off his fucking rocker with this tweet. There are tons of disgusting things we all love that should never be banned. You know you ain’t turning off MY 600 LB LIFE (even if you don’t want to fuck the contestant). Intervention gotta be one of my favorite reality shows on the ole tele and it’s absolutely vile. Even something as seemingly mundane as Fear Factor would fit this description. Bloody Mary’s are gross af and sometimes people over indulge in bug ridden shots of Malort.

Most certainly none of this shit should be fucking BANNED with a capital B! Totally nuts! I captured my response below via screenshot, just in case ole Chuck tries to block me like he’s done to another fairly well know White Sox Twitter Personality.

It just can’t be a serious tweet, right? Chuck’s tweet is why I simultaneously love and hate twitter. Weird, dumb, fringy opinions about totally innocuous things can be blasted out there even if you got 64k followers on the X and work for a well known local radio station. Don’t matter. I love the fact that this can be expressed, because you get dopey and hilarious responses to be entertained by.

Dopey

Hilarious

It’s okay to think something is stupid, say it’s stupid and move on without requesting banishment. You know, like the dumbo Martin Maldonado all-star vote thing. Be Well Chuck, keep tweeting baby!

-BeefLoaf