Condiments Draft

When BeefLoaf told me we were doing a condiments draft, I assumed it would be fun. But I did not expect it to ignite outrage on the internet, which it seemingly has.

In addition, I have learned that there are 3 types of people in this world:

1. People who would commit murder in the name of mayo
2. People so hipster, they have to choose a condiment you have to travel to Kerplakistan to get and they’ve probably had once in their life as their favorite condiment
3. #RawDog4Lyfe

Before we start, sorry Rick Sanchez, no McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce

MySoxSummer

1. Pico de gallo
2. Buttermilk ranch dressing
3. Nacho cheese
4. Sour cream

BeefLoaf

1. Giardiniera
2. Salsa
3. Guacamole
4. Butter

Chorizy-E

1. Au Jus
2. Maple Syrup
3. Soy sauce
4. Magic shell