Primus – Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
If I told you that Primus was the original artist, you’d probably believe it.
Gorillaz – Christmas Wrapping
The Waitresses do a fine job on this track, but the rapping in Christmas Wrapping is pretty lacking. Let’s get Del the Funky Homosapien on the job.
System of a Down – I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
This song is weird as fuck, so yeah, let’s find an equally weird band to do it.
Reverend Horton Heat – Rockin Around the Christmas Tree
The word “rockin” is in the title of this song and I’ve simply never heard it actually rock. I got faith in the Rev to do it right.
Slayer – Carol of the Bells
I’m a little fucking tired of hearing the Tran-Siberian Orchestra play this track. Tom Araya and crew can speed it up a bit and blow out some eardurms real nice like.
R. Kelly and Cardi B – Baby It’s Cold Outside
I don’t know if this actually makes sense. In fact, I think I’d call the police if I heard this.
Faith No More – Baby Please Come Home
This is mainly just so Beefloaf can hear a real singer perform this song.