12 Days of #108Mas: Christmas Song Covers That Should Exist

Primus – Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

If I told you that Primus was the original artist, you’d probably believe it.

Gorillaz – Christmas Wrapping

The Waitresses do a fine job on this track, but the rapping in Christmas Wrapping is pretty lacking.  Let’s get Del the Funky Homosapien on the job.

System of a Down – I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

This song is weird as fuck, so yeah, let’s find an equally weird band to do it.

Reverend Horton Heat – Rockin Around the Christmas Tree

The word “rockin” is in the title of this song and I’ve simply never heard it actually rock.  I got faith in the Rev to do it right.

Slayer – Carol of the Bells

I’m a little fucking tired of hearing the Tran-Siberian Orchestra play this track.  Tom Araya and crew can speed it up a bit and blow out some eardurms real nice like.

R. Kelly and Cardi B – Baby It’s Cold Outside

I don’t know if this actually makes sense.  In fact, I think I’d call the police if I heard this.

Faith No More – Baby Please Come Home

This is mainly just so Beefloaf can hear a real singer perform this song.

-Chorizy-E