Up Your Bacon Game

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I am supposed to be trying to lose weight.  But that will not stop me from loving certain things like beer and, of course, bacon.  And as I sit here and think about bacon, I think that the Sox can do so much more with bacon than they do.

Bacon on a Stick

There is some novelty to the bacon on a stick thing, but at the end of the day, it’s a $5 piece of bacon.  It’s good bacon, but again, it’s just a single piece of bacon.  I think we can get something better than that.

Bacon Buns

Just travel a bit down the road from the park to Bridgeport Bakery and get some bacon buns.  This is a simple yet delicious creation of bacon inside a croissant style roll.  If they sold these by the bag at the park, they’d run out quicker than $1 hot dogs.

Bacon Burger

This may sounds simple, but I’m not talking about a burger with bacon.  I’m talking about a burger made of ground bacon.  And you know what, while we’re being health, let’s use a doughnut as the bun.  Probably a maple bacon doughnut.

Bacon Explosion

I gotta be honest, I have no idea how you’d eat this at the park.  But my lord this is a wild creation.  You should google this bad boy because I can’t do this greasy football justice with mere words.

-Chorizy-E