The 5 – Promotions We’d Like To See
As we all know, attendance has been an issue the last few years. I’d like to think that with the Sox trying to make major changes, the fans will support them by buying cheap ass tickets ($15 corners, $7 uppers for most games). But more than likely they won’t buy shit till we start winning again, much like last year when we started winning, future games started to sell. 100k tickets in a week. You know what to call that –
So here are 5 promotions that we’d like to see –
1. BOGO (Buy One Get One) Tuesday. We used to have half price Monday for the tickets (they were overpriced at that time anyways) but people would lose their shit cause they thought they were getting a deal. Much like Kohls, they showed you that saved a bunch of money but you were still getting ripped off. I remember one Monday watching a girl, who was White Girl Wasted, fall down about 15 rows on the cement in 512. She got grabbed about 3 rows before the bottom, which might have hurt her more.
So anyways, let’s have a day where there is an item that is BOGO. Pizza, Pretzels, Nachos and our fave in the 108, BEER. Yes, I think there should be one day (a random Tuesday night in April) that they sell 2 beers for 1. You don’t have to announce it in advance, but rather do it when people get to the game. It should be a reward to everyone that is attending a vs. Twins game while it is 35 degrees out. Get Drunk On Us Night.
Summary – On Tuesdays early in the year, one item will be BOGO. It can be any concession, but one night has to be beer.
2. Free Food For Kids. If I had a dollar everytime someone used the “Food Prices” as a reason not to go to the game I would have enough money to pay off James Shields‘ contract. One, I am always shocked that people are shocked at the high prices. Two, you can bring literally ANYTHING food wise into the game. One game I saw a guy eating a carrot I am sure he stole from Mr. Ed. Three, I am REALLY REALLY shocked that people are shocked you can bring in anything. So let’s follow the masters of promotion, Denny’s, and give the kids FREE FOOD! It is a similar take on the Kohls example, if people think they are getting a deal, they will spend more. What’s a profit margin on $6 hot dog? Give away 2 to sell two. Plus, you can give away those hot dogs that they sell for $1 4th of July weekend. Those are tasty, especially the 6th one followed by your 8th Lite. You’ll sell more tickets, more people will come and you’ll sell more food. Easy peasy.
Summary – Every weekday game, KIDS EAT FREE. Simple meal of a hot dog, chips and a small pop.
3. Punch cards. For years and years, BeefLoaf has argued for a charge account that is connected to your seat so you can get loaded without having to have cash on you. He has also asked for pizza slices delivered to your seat. Neither is really ground breaking, or all that hard to make happen, but the Sox don’t seem to be interested. So give us a punch card! Any item over $5, you get a punch. For every $5 you spend, you get a punch. Once you hit $100, you get $25 in Comiskey Cash.
Summary – Get a punch for every $5 you spend. Every $100 you spend, you get $25 in Comiskey Cash.
4. Cat Day. We already have a very successful Bark At The Park! Day. Sells out (for dog space anyways) every year. Like Elvis night, I don’t try to understand it, but just get drunk at it and enjoy the extra people. So why don’t we have a Cat Day / Night? Cats are cleaner, don’t piss and shit all over the place and honestly fit the Sox fan demeanor a bit better. Cats don’t give a fuck, they use you for their purposes and only when they want to. Which to me describes a majority of Sox fans. BeefLoaf owns several cats and now a dog that looks like a cat. The guy loves pussy, that much is clear.
Summary – Cat Night. Make it happen!
5. Hang With An Alumni Player Night. Yes. Hell yes. Want to eat churros with Dan Pasqua? We can make that happen. Wanna have a hot dog eating contest with Ron Kittle? We can do that too. Just be careful cause Kitty can eat (and drink) like a madman. Create a contest, it can be on a weeknight too, for a guy to spend a game with an ex-player. They get a free meal, the fan get’s a once in a lifetime experience. I’d love listening to Carlos May‘s stories and thoughts on the young bloods coming up. Sounds like a win win for all involved.
Summary – Alumni Date Night on the Sox!
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