My Least Favorite Xmas Movie Theories | 12 Days of #108Mas

Jingle All The Way

Sinbad’s character in the movie “Jingle All The Way” doesn’t exist. He’s a manifestation of Schwarzenegger’s character losing his grip on reality. Reddit Theory

Look man, not everything is Fight Club. And in fact, this just doesn’t even make sense. What is happening in the whole end scene? If Myron is not there, everyone witnesses Arnie being absolutely insane. He’d end the movie in a straightjacket.

Can’t we just focus on the real villain of this whole story Ted Maltin. I mean, honestly, what kinda maniac tries to ball the Terminator’s wife? That’s the guy with the overactive imagination.

Love Actually

Nobody is as good looking in real life, the stories are just told through the eyes of someone that loves them. Reddit Theory

I read the theory and overall it’s fine. Like I get it. But then I remembered that Liam Neeson and Alan Rickman are in this movie. And if you’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that Qui-Gon Jinn and Got Dam Hans Gruber aren’t attractive mother fuckers, well you can just GFY! I’m out on this theory.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Santa Claus allowed The Grinch to steal Christmas, knowing it would lead to his redemption. Reddit Theory

Reading this for the first time, I thought to myself: I have never even thought about Santa while watching the Grinch. I mean, he dresses up like Santa but there is no appearance from Santa. And honestly, there doesn’t need to be. Why can’t this all just be the Grinch’s doing? Also, it messes up my theory that the Grinch knew he was totally fucked:

-Chorizy-E