I’m just a guy trying to sell a few Luis Robert Jr. bobbleheads, why you gotta be in my mentions telling me that’s he’s injured? I know he’s injured, it’s just a bobblehead…

Appreciate that Mike! It comes fully complete actually! I responded to Mike and he made sure I understood he was trying to be a funny guy –

Mike wasn’t the only one looking to crack wise though…

Oh Nate. It’s made of resin which CAN break. Now, he did play 145 games out 162 last year. I doubt a paper Luis can do that. Just sayin. Whats’ your WAR Nate? Even with the injuries, Luis is still has a positive 12.4 career WAR. Let’s just take it easy buddy.

If it will make you buy it Mr. Waterman, I will have a High Priestess put a damn voodoo curse on it for you! Not sure why you want an injury, but I can try my best to make that happen.

First off, thanks for reposting this to your 162 followers. Customers come from everywhere and I appreciate that. No, it comes fully intact in it’s original packaging! I was shocked so many of these WEREN’T broken.

And then we have Kevin. Goddamn Kevin.

EVERYONE who went to the game yesterday, even folks who showed up in the 2nd inning, got the bobblehead. In fact, I got so many extras from people I owed my daughter $40+ dollars. Let me tell ya, they weren’t moving fast. In fact Kevin, you should have walked the stands like my kids and I did and see all the bobbleheads that kids “appreciated”. It was a vast wasteland of headless Luis bodies, detached from the bases. In the words of the great Michael Jordan…

So if you’re interested in buying a bobblehead of our guy Luis Robert Jr. hit me in the DM’s on X / Twitter!

-MSS