Twas Dec 18th
and the fanbase was nuts
We had signed
a top catcher, but that was not enough
Kenny, warm, all smug in their bed
counted money he had saved in his head
Fans on Twitter were yelling a lot,
About multiple free agents we should have got
While we in
the 108 tried to keep the peace,
We can’t help but notice the market’s been’s fleeced
When out in sox twitter world arose all this clatter
White Sox have
punted! Nothing else matters!
pitching targets have all been signed,
We still need
right field! You ain’t spending! You lied!
2020 seems bleek, how can we win?
Sure we got
Moncada, Abreu and Tim
But Gio needs
help, and so does Grandal
Can we sign
one more arm so the rebuild won’t fall?
Sign Ryu, sign Puig, that’d be a great start!
Wood would be
awesome, good pitching fills our heart
Who else is
out there that maybe can help us?
Maybe David! Our homeboy Dallas!
So White Sox take heed and meet our demands,
Cause we are
the ones that matter…….the irrational fans!
what you do no matter what’s done
Not show up to
games and blame everyone!
Just one little signing can change the whole tune
just maybe, you’ll see us in June
Drinking cold Goose Island with the boys in 108
But don’t look for them early, they always run late
2020 can be a fun year, trust us, we know!
We want to buy
tickets, our friends want to go!
We’ll yell for the new guys and root for the old
Come on guys sign someone, this shit’s getting old.