I’m worried about Nacho Ed

Good day friends, it’s your pal BeefLoaf and I come here with an urgent concern for the community.  I think part of being one of the Drunk Uncles of WhiteSox Twitter is not only a responsibility to tell dirty inappropriate jokes in mixed company and get incredibly shitfaced for your amusement, but to express concern for one of our community members when it is warranted.  Enter Nacho Ed.  Some of you might not know Nacho Ed, but he’s a member of our fine community, hits a few #WhiteSox games a year (some of which he sits in 108), but most of all……HE FUCKING LOVES the “GFY” Option in our patented 108 minute polls on 108 Twitter.

In 2020, Yoan Moncada will be ____________ than his 2019 season. #WhiteSox #108ing 108 minute polls

— Section 108 (@fromthe108) September 26, 2019

When I say LOVE…I mean LOVE!

4. GFY

— NachoEd108 (@emm528) October 24, 2019

Who's our sponsor for the GFY soak though?

— NachoEd108 (@emm528) October 25, 2019

Put me down for GFY for each of them in advance please

— NachoEd108 (@emm528) October 20, 2019

Always GFY #GFYNachoEd108

— NachoEd108 (@emm528) October 20, 2019

As you can see, Nacho Ed is out of control.  He probably dreams about GFY and telling people GFY and voting GFY.  I fear for his work life, his personal life and his psyche.

😂 I wanna know what they thought GFY stood for

— NachoEd108 (@emm528) November 5, 2019

I’m worried about what I thought was an addiction, but now appears to be spreading across the White Sox twittersphere like strep throat running through the classy young folks at Zero Gravity dance club #RIPIP

I feel culpable for this growing epidemic as it claims one victim,

WTF there's no GFY option

— Lauren Wilz (@LWilz) November 8, 2019

after another,

GFY is not an option in this poll.

But if you don't vote, you can, in fact, GFY (pictures or it doesn't count). https://t.co/wZ5QPGHY8k pic.twitter.com/NpvYEG1TeL

— Haze (@ChiSoxHaze) November 4, 2019

after another,

I’m coming down with a cold. Best remedy suggestion @fromthe108

— Jeff the Giant (@SoxofWhite) October 18, 2019

after another.

The “GFY Tour” has a nice ring to it. Could be like a haunted house (ship) of sorts. I’m sure @Billywires can think of some delightful things to include along the way.

— Moncada’s Barber (@ReneM814) November 8, 2019

I think our only recourse is to seek help for our White Sox twitter and #108ing brethren.  If you know a doctor who is an addiction medicine specialist, please point them in our direction.

-BeefLoaf