The 108 Learning Annex – WASH YOUR DIRTY ASS HANDS!

Yo. It’s your pal MSS back with the stuff that really makes ya think.  But today I wanna do the world a favor and get some of yous out there to WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS.  Yes, I have a bathroom etiquette blog, give it a read.

But I noticed something this weekend that is just flat out disturbing.  About 35% of you fuckers don’t wash your hands in the bathroom! It’s insane! It’s 2019 folks, time to stop the insanity. 

I have included the above chart cause maybe some of the guys not washing their hands have no idea how to do it properly. Maybe it’s not your fault, but I am pretty sure it is. My guy, 108 Regular, Mike Turnipseed introduced me to a new bathroom at the park that I had no idea existed. It’s a small one, but located where people seriously don’t see it. Would be a great bathroom to go #2, even has two sinks! What’s troublesome was of the 6 guys in the bathroom when I was in there, 2 didn’t wash their hands. That’s gross. Really gross. All types of diseases get passed that way. I got this factoid from a seemingly legit website –

A number of infectious diseases can be spread from one person to another by contaminated hands. These diseases include gastrointestinal infections, such as Salmonella, and respiratory infections, such as influenza. Washing your hands properly can help prevent the spread of the germs (like bacteria and viruses) that cause these diseases.

Some forms of gastrointestinal and respiratory infections can cause serious complications, especially for young children, the elderly, or those with a weakened immune system. 

Folks, we have a “Poop Vandal” on the loose in Bridgeport. Not familiar with the guy? Read this. This guy is possibly a White Sox fan. This guy is possibly touching the same exact stuff that your hands are touching, that you might or might not be washing. This guy smears poo on cars and houses with his hands. You touch the same doorknob that his hand touches. You then use that dirty ass hand and smash a brat like a fat bastard. Think about that. Tell your friends.

I know most of yous wash those hands. I see ya brah, it’s cool. But I know for a fact that one guy who visits our section on the regular does not wash his hands. Guess who only get’s fist bumps from MSS? Yep, that sick fuck. I am friendly guy, I’ll shake your hand with no hesitation even give you a hug. But fellas, I don’t wanna get stink palmed by some dick germs or even poo germs. Nope. Hella nope.

Now listen, I don’t advocate shaming anyone you see not wash their hands. At least not to their face. That could create some issues and you might get punched with a poo hand. Maybe tell some friends later to just inform them that some guys are still living in the dark ages, before science was a thing. What you can do is just be on the right side of this argument and wash those fucking hands all the time. If more and more of these sick fucks see us all washing our hands, maybe, just maybe they will get the hint and wanna join the clean hand crew.

So folks, that’s my story. I hope it does some good over at G Rate. Have something to add? Difference of opinion? Let me know over in the Twitterverse. You’d be wrong as fuck, but feel free to @ me. Peace.

-MSS

Fun Fact – That I learned from the bathroom guy by the 108, the last sink, closest to the changing table (Cheers to the Sox for being early adapters for having those in the men’s rooms) will always be SCALDING hot. It is set up that way so if you are changing a diaper and get shizz all over your hands, you can get pretty clean, pretty fast. You can even warm a bottle under it. And here I thought they just hated us, lesson learned.

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