Worst Halloween Things Draft


  1. People telling you there will be nefarious items in your children’s candy
  2. Politicians dressing in blackface
  3. The word spooktacular
  4. People who give out toothbrushes


  1. Using Halloween candy to murder your children
  2. Ernest Scared Stupid
  3. Wax lips
  4. Parents trick or treating for an absentee kid


  1. Getting egged
  2. Not embracing slutty costumes
  3. Haunted Houses
  4. The weather
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