The One Hitter – All Drug HR Derby

This new HR Derby format is fine and they’ve got some good HR hitters out there, but I grew up with PED filled monsters crushing dongs through the haze of their bloodshot eyes. So all I ask is that the MLB embrace that and invite some “old-timers” back for the All Drug HR Derby.

Grab Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, the Giambi brothers, Gary Sheffield, and of course Brady Anderson. Everyone grabs a handful of greenies before they go out there with their aluminum bats and hit tennis balls 800 feet.

You can be all high and mighty about drug use, but you know damn well you’d tune in.

-Chorizy-E